Mr Northern Ontario Bear 2011 August 20, 2011 Proudly Sponsored by Squirt

This summer, SNO-Bears is having its first Mr. Northern Ontario Bear competition, to be held on the Saturday evening of our Northern Exposure 2011 Run (August 20, 2011). Join us for a celebration of bear-ness in its many forms!

Contestant qualifications

Each contestant in the Mr Northern Ontario Bear competition must:

  1. Be at least eighteen (18) years old.
  2. Be legally male, or male self identified.
  3. Be self identified as a bear or cub in the bear community.
  4. Be of same-sex or bi-sex orientation.
  5. Be a resident of Northern Ontario, or have Temporary Residence Status as granted by the board of SNO Bears.
  6. Be registered for the Sno-Bears Northern Exposure 2011 event.
  7. Either have demonstrable bear fur, or a demonstrated interest in fur, food, wrestling, or mauling and/or growling during sex.
  8. Have at least one bear related piece of clothing, leather, jock, or burger wrapper.
  9. Agree to appear onstage wearing appropriate bear or cub wear and perform onstage fun tasks by the M.C. (while conforming with local regulations, if any, pertaining to nudity and obscenity)
  10. Own all clothing worn onstage during the contest.
  11. Does not hold a current bear related title.
  12. Agree to return to the 2012 Mr. Northern Ontario Bear competition as a judge, and to hand over the title to the new Mr. Northern Ontario Bear
  13. Agree to permit on-stage photographs to be taken of him for the use on the contest web site. (For shy bears an ass only or other non face shot is acceptable.)
  14. Read and agree to the terms of the statement of “What is Expected of the Winner”
  15. Must give the contest organizer notice of intent to enter by 11 AM Saturday, August 20.
  16. Agree to arrive at the SNO Bears weekend no later than 12:00 noon on Saturday, August 20, 2011 and appear in person for all meetings that day and all scheduled events during the competition.
  17. Must not have played with any of the judges from 1 hour before to 10 minutes after the competition. (It’s a small bear community, and it It’S mating season.)

What is expected of the winner:

You must brag about your title to at least one bear or cub per month for the following year.

What the winner gets:

  • One year of bragging rights.
  • 25% off next years run.
  • A 90 day full membership for Squirt.org
  • A bear ready lube kit courtesy of Squirt.org
  • Where bear men in Northern Ontario cruise

Where bear men in Northern Ontario cruise

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